ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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