He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
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