I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
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I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
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She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
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