): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
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