Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
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the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
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Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
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