so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
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Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
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Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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