is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
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