Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
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I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
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I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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