Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
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you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
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It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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