i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
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