im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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