We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Randomize
