YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
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