sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
Randomize
