my mouth tastes like poor choices
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
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