ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Fuck appropriateness.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
Rumble strips road head = magical
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
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