Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
Randomize
