my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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