i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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