school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
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