why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
Please come collect your inebriated significant other. He just sleep-farted and scared my cats. Please hurry.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
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