what if every blade of grass was a penis?
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
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