Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
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Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
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Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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