Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
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Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
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Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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