He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Randomize
