Dual....:-)
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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