i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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