Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
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turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
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My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
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