So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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