yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
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