Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
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