Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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