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Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
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I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
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i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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