the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.
Stop texting me, I'm right here.
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
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i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
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Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
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