So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
vagina is talking i cant
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Current dream situation- Gordon Ramsey is my Uber driver and he's hauling around a backseat filled with chocolate covered açai berries. I'm good for eternity.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
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