STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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