It's just like the Real World with babies
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
He? As in you personified your dick?
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
its liver damage thursday
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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