he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
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