we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
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We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
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I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
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