did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
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I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
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Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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