if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
She announced her abortion via fbk
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
Randomize
