I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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