I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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