the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
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the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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