Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
I've been at work for less than an hour and have pooped twice already. That's what happens when you start sleeping with your roommate and don't want to use the bathroom at home anymore.
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
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Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
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my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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