I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
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