I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
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Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
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So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
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