so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
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