I think scott just propositioned me for sex
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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