The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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