i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
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