I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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