Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
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Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
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If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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