So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
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As shirtless as possible
Thank you for not boning my boss.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
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He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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