you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
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